Two blogs down I outlined my Laffy Taffy Lyrics experiment, which was, in short, to place those words in my blog and see if it increased my "hits".  Well, I'm here to tell you that it (or my brilliant writing) took me from about 4.000 or so total viewings to over 6,500 in a couple of weeks.  Probably about a thousand of those are mine. I always get 0 comments, so anyone who happens to read any of this, feel free to just say hi, or something.

This is a very exciting time for our country.  Tomorrow, the goddamned chickens start roosting for the Bushies.  Surely that ignorant "Scooter" Libby will be indicted.  If Fitzgerald (or is it Fitzpatrick?) has any chutzpah, we'll also see Rover grinning and waving as he exits the White House in disgrace.

Dare we hope for the trifecta?  How about Cheney as an unindicted co-conspirator!  Nah, too iffy there, but you never know.  I'm reading a great, unusual book, Fooled by Randomness, by some Wall Street guy and Ivy League teacher- he says it's all random and all luck.  So maybe a Black Swan is heading Dickhead Cheney's way.

So W. is snippy and depressed and has started to drink again.  Well, that's too damned bad, isn't it.  Two thousand officially dead American soldiers today, and no one cares, except the families and a few liberal freaks.  You can bet your ass that no one in the White House gives a flying fuck.  They'll say they do, but they can't even fake it well.  You'd think we could at least elect a President who could lie effectively.  He is the MBA President isn't he?  They can all lie until the cows come home without batting an eye (oh, that's right- he wasn't a good student).

He was a cheerleader though, wasn't he- and those were the days when male cheerleaders were gay.  Maybe he can figure out a way to cheer up those 2,000 families, if he's not too busy trying to cheer up Rover and Scooter, or getting knee-walking drunk.

9/11/05

On the beach

I’m reading the New York Times

About Doris Duke

Her estate is 2700 precious New Jersey

Acres

She’s dead of course

Her estate has private sunken tennis courts

And private lap pools

(Of course everything is private)

That’s why this article was even written

Now some are being allowed

A glimpse of this life of untold wealth

A glimpse of the ‘last intact estate of the 20^th century

Industrial tycoons’

Doris Duke never married

Now her estate is dedicated to horticulture

And the environment

And the arts

And all those healthy things

What the Duke family

Really did

Was destroy lives (by the hundreds of thousands)

Destroy our health care system

By overloading it with lung cancer patients

Create untold and unimaginable human suffering

And now the tours tell of the beautiful plants

Do they have tobacco plants there, I wonder?

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This is my Laffy Taffy experiment:  As of today at 9:24 p.m. EST, Laffy Taffy is the day's most searched song on Yahoo.  By placing Laffy Taffy Lyrics in my blog title and in the body of this article, do I receive a bunch of hits on my site?  Probably not.

Shake dat Laffy Taffy.

Here's my thought for today:  The wheels are coming off the Bush Gang's bus.

Other Random Thoughts:

Karl Rove will be indicted within two months if he doesn't give up Cheney.

If the Democrats were smart (which they ain't), Senator Edward Kennedy would come out in support of Harriet Miers today!

The American death toll in Iraq will pass 2,000 near Thanksgiving.

George W. Bush is insane and all around him know it, including his father.

The Bush clan has successfully co-opted Bill Clinton's ability to speak out against the war by naming him to these phony aid deals.  Bill is at heart poor white trash (as am I) who is flattered to be accepted by the likes of the blue-blooded (not to mention cold-blooded) Bushes.

Don't rule out Dick Cheney running for President in 2008 if he stays out of jail.  Everyone has ruled him out but himself.

Am I the only one who noticed that Bush was caught playing the guitar while Louisiana flooded?  Did anyone else note the reverse similarity to Nero fiddling while Rome burned?

As I get older I'm feeling more drawn to the sea.

The St. Louis Cardinals are likely to win the World Series.

Where is Latrell Sprewell?

Laffy Taffy.

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