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Laffy Taffy Lyrics Revisited
01.29.06 (9:50 pm)   [edit]

A few weeks ago I noticed on Yahoo that "Laffy Taffy Lyrics" was the most searched item for a particular day.  I wondered if I put "Laffy Taffy" in my title and within the text of my blog whether it would increase the hits (which are normally none).  Well, I did and it did, pretty dramatically for a while, so much so that now I feel that I must actually put the lyrics up here.  I don't totally want to mislead people.  Well, actually I don't care if I do or not, but maybe I can get some more mileage out of this.  

In the spirit of the above, here are the lyrics to "Laffy Taffy" along with a set of lyics from a Dylan song, just for the hell of it.

Laffy Taffy


Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don't say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
H** can't even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno'
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]
 

Say baby gurl
A wat you gon' do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna pour on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cuz gurl you on your job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin' dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin' in my pocket
Pullin' out mo' dough
Let da waitress kno' I need to order
Five hundred mo'
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
So gone and pack dem bags
And let's mothaf***in' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

Wiggle Wiggle  (Dylan)

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a gypsy queen,
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle all dressed in green,
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle 'til the moon is blue,
Wiggle 'til the moon sees you.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle in your boots and shoes,
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, you got nothing to lose,
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, like a swarm of bees,
Wiggle on your hands and knees.

Bridge #1:
Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the rear,
Wiggle 'til you wiggle right out of here,
Wiggle 'til it opens, wiggle 'til it shuts,
Wiggle 'til it bites, wiggle 'til it cuts.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup,
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop,
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead,
Wiggle - you can raise the dead.

Bridge #2:
Wiggle 'til you're high, wiggle 'til you're higher,
Wiggle 'til you vomit fire,
Wiggle 'til it whispers, wiggle 'til it hums,
Wiggle 'til it answers, wiggle 'til it comes.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like satin and silk,
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a pail of milk,
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, rattle and shake,
Wiggle like a big fat snake.

 

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Wilson Pickett- January 20, 2006
01.20.06 (9:58 pm)   [edit]

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Today Wilson Pickett died, and, at the risk of sounding melodramatic, a piece of me died with him.  When I was young in the sixties and seventies, my life and most of my friend's lives revolved around books and music.  And there were a handful of us in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, all white, both male and female, who loved "soul" music and worshipped Wilson Pickett. Nobody on earth could scream like Wilson Pickett.

Those were great times for great music.  The young Aretha; the young Ray; Sam and Dave; Isaac Hayes; Sly and the Family Stone; Otis; The Four Tops; The Tempting Temptations; The Supremes; Marvin Gaye; Stevie Wonder; and on and on and on.

But to many of us, there was only one King- and that was Wilson Pickett.  Wilson Pickett could sing a ballad that would leave you with only one option- play it again.  Listen even today to "I'm In Love" or "It's Too Late".  And for up tempo and flat out screaming for joy, nothing tops "She's Lookin' Good" and "I Found A True Love".  We would play these songs over and over.  As far as we were concerned, the best songs never hit the top of the charts.  Don't get me wrong, we loved "Mustang Sally", "Land of a Thousand Dances" and "Midnight Hour", but what about "You Left the Water Running", "634-5789" and "Funky Broadway"?

Wilson did some great covers later in his career: "Hey Jude", "Sugar, Sugar" and "Mama Told Me Not To Come", among others.  In 1970 Wilson had one of his last big hits, and my personal all-time favorite, that I can still play time afer time, "Don't Let the Green Grass Fool You."

Wilson Pickett will not get the respect he deserves.  He had obvious problems with drugs and alcohol, perhaps, most famously, getting drunk and driving his car over and subsequently destroying the Mayor's lawn in the upscale town (I forget the name) in New Jersey, where he lived. I think it was over a zoning dispute, and he did a little time over that.  That was in the early 90's.

I will tell you a true story about Wilson Pickett and I.  In the early 70's I had returned to Poplar Bluff from Lake Tahoe, "between jobs" (unemployed). I headed back to Northern Nevada where I had another job lined up, but stopped in Las Vegas on the way- I'd never seen Vegas.  I sat in a dark dive bar called the Nine-Ball Lounge, drinking and reading the Las Vegas Sun, and discovered that WILSON PICKETT was appearing in the lounge at the International Hotel, for a two-drink minimum.  I immediately found me a cheap room, landed a job at the Aladdin Hotel and Casino as a cashier, and went to see Wilson Pickett every night for weeks. 

The lounge at the International was huge- it was like a theatre itself, and probably seated a thousand people.  And Wilson packed it every night, and just put on astounding show after astounding show.  Wilson was an artist who could perform his hits better in person than on record. AND, he could dance. Wilson didn't have a reputation for dancing, but I'm here to tell you he could shake 'em down. He would sing and dance and laugh and joke every night, working so hard that he would invariably be drenched when the show was over.  He had a great time and we had a great time.

He appeared at the International for several stints during my couple of years there, usually for weeks, not days.  And I don't think I ever missed a show.

Today should have been a day when all of the radio stations played Wilson Pickett songs all day.  I don't think that happened.  But I'll do my part to make up for it, and I'm sure there are thousands more out there like me.

Mama get your mojo

Papa get your gun

I'm gonna steal your daughter

I'm gonna be your son

She's lookin' good...

She's lookin' so good...

She's lookin' good...

Just like I knew that she would

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